dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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