Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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