So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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