who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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