we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
why is half of my head shaved?
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