Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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