exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Randomize
