Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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