i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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