no. you can't hotbox the world.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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