I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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