My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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