bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Randomize
