hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
The chlamydia really affected his face.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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