just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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