Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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