fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
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