I wish i was in the wii world.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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