She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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