we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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