My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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