bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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