Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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