She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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