So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Less talking, more tequila
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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