I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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