had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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