I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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