Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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