...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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