Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
