I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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