Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
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