BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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