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Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
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