Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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