omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
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