i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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