i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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