I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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