is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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