"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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