So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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