I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Randomize