and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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