I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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