Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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