nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Randomize
