they need to just BURY HIM!
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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