Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
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