She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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