there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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