You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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