I molested 6 butterflies tonight
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
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